Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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