Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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