I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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