You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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