their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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