We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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