Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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