Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
false alarm. still invincible.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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