Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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