I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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