Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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