Well apparently he's into motor boating.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
it glows. i had to have it.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
