This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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