I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
This girl is more easily done than said...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Randomize
