i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
this is an emotional support booty call
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
