It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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