dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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