I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
