i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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