Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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