just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
don't judge my taste in strippers
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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