Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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