Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
"it" just moved
I just pynch a tree in the face
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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