so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Is it because I queefed?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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