Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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