She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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