I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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