and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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