when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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