What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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