Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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