I want to make a zoo with you.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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