Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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