Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Randomize
