Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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