bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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