Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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