can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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