Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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