Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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