He had one of those small greek statue penises
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
