I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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