Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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