If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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