Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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