OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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