can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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