I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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