At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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