I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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