finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
How does one acquire holy water?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
