I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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