i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
