WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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