I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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