i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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